FUNctional Art with Attitude

Funny Valentine Contest

I need some funny, sarcastic sayings for some valentine magnets! 

If I use your saying- I will send you a free magnet with your saying on it! It must be relatively short and sweet- so it can fit on a magnet. 

If you have a funny idea- post it here by leaving a comment!

Come on funny people!!

Vintage Ad says it your fault your hubby is a grouch


The Holidays do not need to "break the bank"

It is my opinion- that nobody "needs" anything! Well, except for the kids of course! They will probably keel over and die without the latest games or toys! 

However, when it comes to friends and family- a thoughtful, unique and handmade gift is worth it's weight in gold! 

This is where I come in! LOL   My magnets/Ornaments are only $4.95 each- and if you buy 3 you will get one free!  They are made from recycled tin can lids, are light and easy to mail and most of all- they are hilarious and will bring a smile all year long!

Keep in mind, that I do custom work as well- want a picture of your niece/nephews on a magnet/ornament for your brother or sister? How about a funny picture of you for your mom and dad?  Do you have a great picture of you and a friend? I can create just about anything your mind can conjure up!! All you have to do is email me the image (or I can search for one online or in my extensive library)  and tell me what phrase you want on it- and away we go! I will even mail it to your recipient for you with a note from you! What could be easier?

The holidays are right around the corner- so place your order right away!!

Christmas Ornaments

These are freaking awesome and hilarious...........if I say so myself! LOL




They are currently listing in my Etsy Shop







Have you seen my new Debit Card Cases?



Vintage image printed with waterproof ink on heavy card stock. Vinyl sleeve is heavy weight and durable!
Comes with debit size register to keep track of all the cool stuff you buy! Credit cards not included! (unless you want to pay the bills too)  Any of the images in my shop can be made into either a debit card case or checkbook cover- so just hit the contact button if you would like one with a different image.

you can find them in my Artfire shop!

New Betty "Freakin" Crocker Magnet!

This is my new favorite Magnet!  My magnets are all made using recycled tin can lids- they are good for you and the planet

New Products!

New checkbook covers, debit card holders and bookmarks have arrived! I am listing new ones daily!






"i need more money and more power and less shit from people like you" check book cover









"book lovers never go to bed alone" bookmark




They are available at picardcreative.etsy.com and picardcreative.artfire.com